mf talking to her phone on a regular valentine's day

mf: let's try it again.... you 're going to ring... now!!

mf's cellphone: mmmm no.

mf: what about.... NOW!

mf''s cellphone: ... no

mf: o.o? ok and... now?

mf'cellphone: NO! im not ringing ok? and why are you telling me to ring?

mf: come on! it's valentines day! you MUST ring!!

mf's cellphone: ... sorry... it seems i'm not ringing today...

mf: really...??

mf's cellphone: mjm

mf: ¬¬ shit... let's try it with my house's phone